WHAT IS CHICKEN MATH?
Chicken math is the bizarre and unexplained phenomena of chicken multiplication. It starts with a modest coop and a few hens. In the beginning, chickens appear in droves, and no one knows where they came from.
The influx in chickens is shortly followed by the spontaneous generation of other fowl- ducks, peafowl, guinea fowl, turkey, etc.
In severe cases of chicken math, mysterious arrivals of goats and beehives develop.
Once contracted, there is no cure for chicken math.
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