WHAT IS CHICKEN MATH?
Chicken math is the bizarre and unexplained phenomenon of chicken multiplication. It starts with a modest coop and a few hens. In the beginning, chickens appear in droves, and no one knows where they came from.
The influx in chickens is shortly followed by the spontaneous generation of other fowl- ducks, peafowl, guinea fowl, turkey, etc.
In severe cases of chicken math, mysterious arrivals of goats and beehives develop.
Once contracted, there is no cure for chicken math.
To see how you may be impacted by chicken math, please utilize the Chicken Math Calculator below
Susan
Thursday 30th of March 2023
This chicken math calculator made me laugh like i haven't laughed in ages. Thank you so much!!!!!